It's not the first time you've heard it and it won't be the last, but you should take it to heart, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! Year after year they grow taller and stronger, no matter what the elements, what a bunch of coniferous conquerors. Show some respect by slappin' this sticker on something.
P.S. If you're a tree hugger bring a few friends, these mystical giants are massive!
